What would x-mas be this year without some dirty jokes? Here is a few to share with the family while digging through your stocking this year.


Q. What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve?
A. They go into to town and blow a few bucks.


Q. Why doesn’t Santa have any children?
A. Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it’s down the chimney.


Q. Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?
A. Because the snowblower was coming down the block.


Happy Holiday’s from Guru Tattoo